spam poetry - wife you say?
e-mail spam, who doesn't know them.
while deleting the spam in my dfki-work inbox, this e-mail survived the 10milliseconds of fame and made it here:
subject: Re: jovedVzlAGRA
... [some viagra price list now] ...
... [a web link i won't place here and I would never click]....
and then a personal note from the spammer:
wife you say? Can anything be done about that? Let me think-yes-
something can be done. Out there, in those so-called civilized planets
nothing could be done. Here it can. For I am Svinjar - and Svinjar can
I can really learn from him.
Here it can!!!! For He is Svinjar, Svinjar the Spammer!!! He, not from the civilized planets, but from "there", where HE can!
For I am Svinjar - and Svinjar can. Could say that forever.
Luckily I believe in Jesus, and not investing my illegally earned spamming revenue in hallucinogenic drugs to write weird messages in my spam. Hey, Viagra sellers - you hire morons to make your mass e-mails, ever thought about that your money invested in spam marketing is going to Svinjar?
while deleting the spam in my dfki-work inbox, this e-mail survived the 10milliseconds of fame and made it here:
subject: Re: jovedVzlAGRA
... [some viagra price list now] ...
... [a web link i won't place here and I would never click]....
and then a personal note from the spammer:
wife you say? Can anything be done about that? Let me think-yes-
something can be done. Out there, in those so-called civilized planets
nothing could be done. Here it can. For I am Svinjar - and Svinjar can
I can really learn from him.
Here it can!!!! For He is Svinjar, Svinjar the Spammer!!! He, not from the civilized planets, but from "there", where HE can!
For I am Svinjar - and Svinjar can. Could say that forever.
Luckily I believe in Jesus, and not investing my illegally earned spamming revenue in hallucinogenic drugs to write weird messages in my spam. Hey, Viagra sellers - you hire morons to make your mass e-mails, ever thought about that your money invested in spam marketing is going to Svinjar?
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leobard - 5. Aug, 18:51
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leobard - 6. Aug, 20:17
there is more..
again from the same spammer:
didnt know. I was in bed, must have been asleep. Why was he waking
Then I remembered and sat upright, grabbed his arms.
The Veritorium! It got dark, something happened. I cant remember-
didnt know. I was in bed, must have been asleep. Why was he waking
Then I remembered and sat upright, grabbed his arms.
The Veritorium! It got dark, something happened. I cant remember-
NooP (guest) - 26. Aug, 09:45
Svinjar the conqueror
and more:
Hold him! Svinjar shouted and I was grabbed tightly, struggled to
get free, couldnt quite make it.
Svinjar was standing over me, pushing the point of the sword into my
and better:
cannot face it. We are too trained for survival and nothing else.
Nothing in our programming and our lives has ever prepared us for a
time without war. Without the threat of invasion. Some of us assemble,
All my programming belongs to you, Svinjar, i wont assemble and buy your shit....
Hold him! Svinjar shouted and I was grabbed tightly, struggled to
get free, couldnt quite make it.
Svinjar was standing over me, pushing the point of the sword into my
and better:
cannot face it. We are too trained for survival and nothing else.
Nothing in our programming and our lives has ever prepared us for a
time without war. Without the threat of invasion. Some of us assemble,
All my programming belongs to you, Svinjar, i wont assemble and buy your shit....
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